Predicting the future............dated(01/01/2020)

1. Spider man-15 ready for release.

2.Australia winning its 7th world cup.

3. Salman,Vivek, Abhishek attend Aishwarya Rai's 7th wedding.

4. Petrol-999 Rs/ltr.

5. Kolangal completed 250000 episodes.

6. Indian Coach Ganguly resigns.

7.Trisha's younger daughter joins wit rajini in his new film named MGR.

8.Sun tv starts its 172 tv channel in japan.

9. Sachin-i will play the next world cup. No idea of retirement.

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?










Because the bananas are made of plastic.


Next…Question

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?










Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..


Now,

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?










Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down…


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?










Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?






Cmon think



Because the TV is off.

hahahaha...........last one


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?







What did the elephant do to you............you even don't want the elephant to eat?